Y’all, I am allowing Kolby to attempt to write his very own fashion blog post. If you don’t know Kolby, he is a true country, gun lovin, truck drivin, beer drinkin, fool so this will be interesting enough. I’m just sitting here typing whatever he says, so if it doesn’t make sense. I am sorry.
“You ready? How do you like the shirt?”
This shirt is red with some shoe strings long enough to lace up Micheal Jordan’s playin’ shoes. The sleeves come precut off the shirt too, so that’s a plus. It also matches most underwear. You can actually buy two cases of miller lattes for the price of this shirt. Overall, I give it a 4.5/5 “OMG TOTEZ CUTE” I think that’s blogger language, right?
“Good enough. How do you like the skirt?”
Disclaimer: no cheetahs were harmed in the making of the skirt, but if you’re looking for one, there’s probably 4 or 5 in Africa, and I’m sure if you ask really nicely, they’ll let you borrow their skirt. It’s the good kind of tight, like taking a muffin and putting it in a vacuum sealed bag, it sucks everything in. The length is perfect just like a high school essay, long enough to cover everything but short enough to keep it interesting. You can buy a case and a half of lattes for the price of this skirt. Overall, I give it a 4.6/whatever random scale Lauren decides to use.
“Okay, last part, shoes.”
Shoes, 10/10 would fall on my face. I think that’s all I have to say, what else I have to say?
“Do you like the outfit?” Mhm.
“Would you buy the outfit if you were a girl?” mmmmmhm.
Okay, I think he’s over it, but I’m impressed that he actually hit some good parts and didn’t mention anything about the shirt being too revealing. Of course, his facial expressions made this post so much better to write and I may have had to modify a few words, but I’m proud of him for even giving me his attention for more than 2 seconds!
His current facial expression:
I personally think this outfit is SUPER cute and perfect for the weather we have been having! Let’s give some claps to Kolby and some claps to Chic Wish and Red Dress for sponsoring this post! If you like what you read, click here to subscribe to my website!
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